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You can link to the draft page to review the proceedings.  Here is the 2003 Edition. In keeping with tradition, I will revisit the analysis after week one with follow up comments. So, stay tuned.

 

Thanks again to Bocce Balls' Terry Gray for the projector and the accompanying tech support.

 

This year's Jaco Award for the most redundant drafter is waived due to record efficiency. Thanks to everyone for their preparedness and efficiency. And, thanks to Al Gore for inventing the internet.

 

With the first selection in the 2003 FFFL Draft...

The NYC Bullies select...

Ricky Williams admires his new Bullies jersey as a somewhat pale, bloated Dreadlock-Joe looks on.

 

Special Download

For those with Excel, here is a one page printable roster list.  Use the file, save as command to put it on your hard drive.  Or just open and print.

 

New Poll 

The rest of you can chime in here by using the preseason poll and the message board. Think of it as access for the rest of us.

 

Nazi Power Ratings

Nazi Power Ratings are back for the third year.  Starters at each position are rated along with depth and each owner's reputation for their ability to upgrade (Rep) through trades and claims. 


Less Filling Division

Is less is the operative word?

2003 Nazi Power Ratings

Possible  10 20 30 7 6 6 10 7 96
Less Filling QB RB WR TE K D Depth Rep Power Rating
Chicago Gamblers 10.0 15.0 25.0 3.0 4.5 5.5 6.0 5.0 74.0
Initalone 7.0 18.0 20.5 4.5 5.0 5.5 8.0 5.5 74.0
Blue Dogs 9.5 17.0 19.5 2.5 5.0 4.5 7.0 3.5 68.5
NYC Bullies 7.5 17.0 22.5 3.5 5.0 4.5 4.0 4.0 68.0
Braeside Bruisers 6.5 17.5 19.5 5.5 3.5 3.0 7.5 3.5 66.5
Meier's 10.0 9.5 20.0 6.0 4.5 4.0 6.0 2.0 62.0

  Division Average 

68.8

 

*Chicago Gamblers 

The Gamblers earned the division's highest NPR (Nazi Power Rating) by staying ahead of the positional runs. Despite this lofty status there remain some haunting questions.  Ahman Green? Isn't the depth chart in Packer RB-land getting a bit crowded with the presence of Nejah Davenport (2nd string) and Lamar Smith (cut)What crowd?  Is there a RB committee being formed?  At least we don't need to worry about anyone stealing TDs. Will Emmitt Smith be a part timer? (Looks like a 1st string RB and ticket seller)  Who will be their bye week #2 RB? (It won't be Wheatley. This remains a haunting question) Why did everyone else pass on Keyshawn? Can't ask the same about Michael Bennett (ouch, he may not be back).  McNabb was a third round delight. Who else can boast four go-to WRs?  Or three WR head cases and a Muslim: Owens, Keyshawn, Terrell and Mushin?  Is Rod Smith still a go-to WR? With Jake at QB, will it matter?

Ahman Green RB
Terrell Owens WR
Don McNabb QB
Rod Smith WR
Michael Bennett RB
Keyshawn Johnson WR
Emmitt Smith RB
Mushin Muhammad WR
Bucs D D
Tom Brady QB
Mike Alstott RB
Dominic Rhodes RB
Desmond Clark TE
Mike Anderson RB
David Terrell WR
Jeff Wilkins K
Javon Walker WR
Jerimy Stephens TE
Tyrone Wheatley RB
Kordell Stewart QB

 

 

*Initalone 

Henry and Lewis are possibly the league's best 1-2 punch at RB.  Is starting RB status on the Steelers really meaningful or will Linda be waiting for a Bus Breakdown? Appears the Bus is parked.  IN-IT has the Bills past and present #2 WRs.  Can they both thrive in their new surroundings, or will they suffer adjusting? How much will a missing Vick hurt Price's production? So far, there is some concern for Price and Reed.  Is the breakout year for Ashley Lelie? He's moved into the lineup but will need better QB production.

Nazi Note:

Initalone's Rep Rating has been modified due to an earlier oversight. The Gamblers are no longer alone at the top.

Travis Henry RB
Jamal Lewis RB
Plexico Burris WR
Peerless Price WR
Matt Hasselbeck QB
Amos Zereoue RB
Josh Reed WR
Ashlie Lelie WR
Randy McMichael TE
Dolphins D D
John Carney K
Andre Johnson WR
Orlandis Gary RB
Patrick Ramsey QB
JJ Stokes WR
Chad Lewis TE
Tim Dwight WR
Kenny Watson RB
Jeff Reed K
Marques Walker WR

 

*Blue Dogs 

Benefited from Tomlinson's unexpected drop.  Much depends on the productivity of Eddie George and Duce Staley. What uniform will Duce be wearing? Does Tim Brown have another productive season in him, or will he give way to Jerry Porter? So, far Porter is limping.  Can Wesley Walls find a happy home with Bret Favre and Bubba Franks?  QB depth is never a problem for the Blue Dogs.

George looks better this year and will be a nice compliment to LT. Will need to keep drug suspended players out of the lineup. No active TEs on the roster. Can the Bills D play the Pats every week? What if Coles could always play the Jets?  With Smith and Chamberlan, the lead the league in drug suspensions.

La Danian Thomlinson RB
Peyton Manning QB
Eddie George RB
Lavanues Coles WR
Duce Staley	RB
Jimmy Smith	WR
Tim Brown	WR
Jeff Garcia	QB
Jason Elam	K
Ed McCaffrey WR
Byron Chamberlan TE
Steelers	D
Wesly Walls	TE
Dorsey LevinsRB
Wayne Crebet WR
David Patten	WR
Paul Edinger	K
Bills D	D
Willis McGay-Hee RB
Brian Griese	QB

 

*NYC Bullies 

Something old, something new might describe their Hall of Fame WR lineup: Moss, Bruce and Rice. Why would anyone underestimate Jerry Rice?  It's still tough for me to rate the oldsters high.  That said, Quincy Morgan could be poised to join the NFL's elite. So age may not matter. Speaking of oldsters, will Curtis Martin see his workload reduced? No, but Vinnie isn't helping his cause.  McNair is healthy, for now. Age and the absence of a bye week RB have held down their ratings. Could be Mo! Their performance can defy the ratings if the oldsters come through.  Not yet too old, Moss and Bruce came through nicely as the Vikes and Rams look improved.

 

Nazi Note: I made my first ever FF draft pick in our neighborhood league when my daughter Laura was 8 months old.  Laura is now 17. Who was that first pick?  Jerry Rice, and he wasn't a rookie.

 

 

Ricky Williams RB
Curtis Martin	RB
Randy Moss	WR
Isaac Bruce	WR
Jerry Rice	WR
Steve McNair QB
Quincy Morgan WR
Martin Gramatica K
Doug Jolly	TE
Panthers	D
LaMont Jordan RB
Redskins	D
Mo Williams	RB
Joey Harrington QB
Jay Reimersma TE
Keenan McArdell WR
Matt Stover	K
Nejah Davenport RB
Kelly Holcomb QB
Terry Glenn	WR

 

* Braeside Bruisers 

The Nazi used to believe in the theory: you can never have too many starting RBs. The Bruiser's draft has challenged that belief.  There's a nice stable of RBs (Portis, Green, Barlow, A. Smith, K. Faulk). The WRs pose significant questions after Horn as productivity is missing from the résumés.  Is Marc Boerighter ready to break out? Is he even a starter? No! Was this an instance of drafting from the heart? The NPR system includes grades on reputation for post draft improvement skills. It's a tough deal for rookies.  With trade bait in place, could Gannon or Warner be added to the roster? Would Warner help?  Because...

 

With Ferguson cut, WR power outage must be solved to contend. 

Clinton Portis	RB
William Green RB
Joe Horn	WR
Bret Favre	QB
Kevan Barlow RB
Antone Smith RB
Charles Rodgers WR
Robert Ferguson WR
Shannon Sharpe TE
Marc Boerighter WR
Brad Johnson QB
Kevin Faulk	RB
Thomas Jones RB
Pats D	D
Adam Vinieteri K
Antoine Randall El WR
Seahawks D	D
Michael Ricks TE
Jerome Pathon WR
Ryan Lyndell	K

 

* Homer's Heroes

Ahhhh, the early and often QB draft strategy.  It has left them with A-train, Ducket and Bettis for RBs.  A lesson in the law of scarcity.  At the end of the draft, at least three starting NFL QBs were undrafted and available for claim. The same can not be said about the other position players.  Hopefully they can enjoy watching Bear games this season. (DOOOH!) If not, A-Train and Dez White could double the frustration.

 

If Warner is trade bait, how long will it take for injuries to inflate his value? What will their record be in the meantime? Will Gannon be the one to go? Not if Warner is on the bench. Gannon/Warner, Ward and Heap are superior weapons. Will that be enough?  The QB trade watch begins; tick, tick, tick.

The competitive juices must begin to flow. Learning lineup lessons with two too many Johnsons in week one lineup. 

Rich Gannon	QB
Kurt Warner	QB
Anthony Thomas	RB
Hines Ward	WR
T J Duckett	RB
Todd Heap	TE
Tai Streets	WR
James Thrash	WR
Jerome Bettis	RB
Brian Finneran	WR
Peter Warrick	WR
Packers	D
Adrian Peterson RB
Kyle Brady	TE
Larry Johnson RB
Morten Anderson K
Zach Crocket RB
Bryant Johnson WR
Lamar Smith	RB
Dez White	WR

 


Tastes Great Division

If high level competition suits your taste, this is where its at.  Four teams have NPRs of 70 or more.

2003 Nazi Power Ratings

Possible  10 20 30 7 6 6 10 7 96
Tastes Great QB RB WR TE K D Depth Rep Power Rating
Football Nazis 7.5 18.5 20.5 6.5 4.5 4.5 9.5 6.0 77.5
Poopy Pants 7.0 16.0 23.0 6.0 4.5 4.0 8.5 6.0 75.0
Loose Gooses 7.0 15.0 23.0 4.5 5.0 4.0 8.5 5.0 72.0
Schmued Potatoes 9.0 16.0 21.0 4.0 6.0 5.5 6.0 3.0 70.5
Beat The Heat 7.0 16.0 19.5 3.0 5.0 3.0 8.0 3.5 65.0
Bocce Balls 8.0 14.5 25.5 3.0 5.5 2.0 6.5 5.0 62.0

 Division Average 

70.4

 

* Football Nazis

Last season's hottest RB tandem (Holmes=#1, Garner=#4) have been reunited. There is annual disbelief surrounding Holmes and Garner. Will the Nazi's faith be rewarded again? For now, yes. Will Onterrio Smith be the rookie of the year? He will need to play for that to happen. As the Chiefs go, so go the Nazis as four KC Chiefs will be key: Holmes, Gonzo, Green and Morton.  Morton? Is he even worth a roster spot? Just a Nazi hunch. Good hunch on Chiefs. Morton a maybe.  Will the allegedly great Koren Robinson live up to the hype or be traded for better productivity? He will need to get in some shootouts.  Will Travis Taylor be a worthy #3 WR? Only with a decent QB.  Is this the breakout year for Antonio Bryant? Could be their #3.  Will an itchy trading trigger finger derail a potential runaway train?  Vike RBs must have value for the dealing to begin.  

 

Will the wheels come off in the playoffs again or will a fast healing Mike Vick propel them to the top?  While Vick's fast healing remains to be seen, Priest has healed nicely. 

Priest Holmes RB
Charlie Garner RB
Eric Moulds	WR
Koren Robinson WR
Tony Gonzalez TE
Warrick Dunn RB
Travis Taylor	WR
Onterrio Smith RB
Trent Green	QB
Michael Vick	QB
Ravens	D
Johnnie Morton WR
Stephen Alexander TE
Doug Chapman RB
Antonio Bryant WR
Mike Hollis	K
Steve Smith	WR
Derrick Blaylock RB
Teyo Johnson TE
Doug Johnson QB

 

* Poopy Pants

Can the former head Hooter make it a three-peat? Inquiring minds demand to know: What stands in the way?  Stephen Davis?  Will he be the real deal in his new location? Real, so far.  What will the signing of Staley do to Buckhalter's value? Not helping.  Is Chad Johnson becoming an elite WR? Santana Moss without Pennington is like a day without sunshine.

 

Positive answers to these questions will be bad news for the rest of us. For the Pants, positives will bring a Festivous, odor free campaign.

 

Bulger could turn them into the favorite. If Stallworth can avoid Isaac Bruce disease, combined with Holt and Johnson, PPs could have the league's most feared WR trio. McAllister's health is their Achilles heal.

Deuce McAllister RB
Stephen Davis RB
Tory Holt WR
Chad Johnson WR
Jeremy Shocky TE
Kerry Collins	QB
Dante Stallworth WR
Correll Buckhalter RB
Reggie Wayne WR
Santana Moss WR
Titans D	D
DeShawn Foster RB
Billy Miller	TE
Darrius Thompson WR
Mark Brunell	QB
Joe Nedny	K
LaBrandon Toefield RB
Mark Bulger	QB
Justin Fargas RB
Kelly Washington WR

 

 

* Loose Gooses

As a frustrated former owner of both Dillon and Taylor, it is difficult to fear the Gooses week in and week out.  What will the absence of Jimmy Smith do to Fragile Fred's first half? Will the Bengals ever improve enough to allow Dillon to get his late game carries?  Is Todd Pinkston ready to emerge, or is that too much to expect from a stick man?  

 

Week one WR output is an added concern. About the time Stacy Mack becomes their #2 RB, Dillion will have his next 25 point game.  Been there.

 

Cory Dillon	RB
Fred Taylor	RB
Donald Driver WR
Amani Toomer WR
Troy Brown	WR
Drew Bledsoe QB
Marcus Pollard TE
Stacy Mack	RB
Todd Pinkson WR
Mike Vanderjact K
Raiders	D
Aaron Stecker RB
Frank Wycheck TE
John Kitna	QB
Olindo Mare	K
Giants	D
Elvis Joseph	RB
DeWayne Bates WR
Brandon Bennett RB
Travis Minor	RB

 


* Schmued Potatoes 

 

A healthy Marshall Faulk makes them a threat on any given Sunday. Drafting Lamont Gordon may have provided better sleeping conditions. Is Jerry Porter the guy you want as your #1 WR considering he is officially the #3 WR option on his own team? Not yet, he's hurting.  That said, Derrick Mason might be that guy and Darrel Jackson is poised to ascend if Koren Robinson can't come out for an encore.

First to be jinxed by predictions? Is it now the Stewed Potatoes? James Stewart's departure is a blow.  Cory Bradford is a great fill in.  Too bad Hearst doesn't play the Bears every week.  Could Jake Plummer be as bad as he seems?

Marshall Faulk RB
Dante Culpepper QB
James Stewart RB
Jerry Porter	WR
Derrick Mason WR
Darrel Jackson WR
Garrison Hearst RB
Bubba Franks TE
David Akers	K
Jake Plummer QB
Eagles	D
Jay Feely	K
Freddie Jones TE
Cory Bradford WR
Bill Schroeder W R
Broncos D	D
Jay Fiedler	QB
Joe Jurevicious WR
Michael Wiley RB
Frank Sanders WR

 

* Beat The Heat

One of the deepest teams in the league.  My concerns lie with two front line players. RB Alexander is a good back for TD leagues, average in our system. Above average so far.  And Maurice Morris may challenge for PT.  David Boston has a high risk/reward scenario joining a new run orientated team.  When I read the Sports Illustrated story about him requesting that Cardinal DBs not hit him in practice out of concern for hurting his nipple piercings, I became a skeptic. He's a scary dude. As if Randy Moss and Terrell Owens are regular guys.

Tiki is another small RB that doesn't get enough draft day respect. He should have been a 1st rounder. If Galloway stays hot the Heat could be tough to beat. Boston needs to scare more than me.

Shawn Alexander RB
Tiki Barber	RB
David Boston WR
Trung Canidate RB
Curtis Conway WR
Tommy Maddox QB
Joey Galloway WR
Michael Pittman RB
Eddie Kennison WR
Chad Pennington QB
Jamal White	RB
Marcell Shipp RB
Jabar Gaffney WR
Dennis Northcut WR
Ryan Longwell K
Saints D	D
Daniel Graham TE
Jason McAddley WR
Deon Branch	WR
Jonathan Wells RB

* Bocce Balls

They've again assembled an impressive arsenal of WRs (Harrison, Booker, Gardner, Chambers, Hilliard).  But after Edgerin James, I would be concerned about scoring points with RBs. While Troy Hambrick has a golden opportunity to shine, he has yet to be declared Tuna's starter and has not excelled in preseason games. He looks serviceable.  Should Marshall Faulk or Shawn Alexander go down, their fortunes would change dramatically. 

 

Weekly WR lineup decisions will be challenging. When do you start Booker?

Edgerin James RB
Marvin Harrison WR
Aaron Brooks QB
Troy Hambrick RB
Marty Booker WR
Rod Gardner	WR
Chris Chambers WR
Ike Hilliard	WR
Alge Crumpler TE
Sebastian Janikowski-K
Drew Brees	QB
Falcons	D
LaDell Betts	RB
Kevin Johnson WR
Eric Johnson	TE
Lamar Gordon RB
Rams D	D
Reche Caldwell WR
Maurice Morris RB
Marcus Robinson WR

 


HO HO HO!

I've heard it said a fantasy football draft is like Christmas morning. Or Festivous for the rest.  After much anticipation, making our lists, checking them twice, we finally get to open our presents, see what we got and play with our new toys.

 

T'was the eve of the season and all through the league

we look at the talent. We all have some needs.

The rosters were posted to the website with care

with hopes that from injuries we all will be spared.

 

The Nazi has added his annual wit.

While some of the owners respond with OH S#@t!

But we hear him exclaim with analysis past,

good luck to you all, before I kick you ass.

 

 

Wild Week One

You could have skipped the draft completely and thrown together this team for week one by claiming available free agents and shattered the league single game scoring record. With the exception of RB, the top performances at every position came from undrafted players.

 

Position Player Pts Scored Rank at Position
QB Jeff Blake 17 #1
RB Aveion Cason 7 #12
RB Justin Griffith 5 #31
WR Anquon Boldin 20 #1
WR Dante Hall 5 #29
WR Bobby Shaw 5 #29
TE Matt Schobel 9 #1
K Jeff Chandler 19 #1
D SF 15 #1
  Total Points 101 New record!

It should be noted that 70% of the points came against the Bears and Lions. Ironically, the Lions won their game.

 

Playoff Odds

Team with Odds to win Fun Bowl XVI Comments
Poopy Pants: even  No reason to believe the playoffs will be any different that the past 13 weeks. Two wins from total perfection. Tory Holt is the MVP
NYC Bullies  12-1 Good bet for 2nd Place
Schmued Potatoes 18-1 Hearst's injury and strong WRs make them a much stronger team than in the regular season.  Trading Faulk has paid off in the end.
Initalone  20-1 Third place game beckons?
Chicago Gamblers  24-1 Never fully recovered from Michael Bennett selection and Emmitt injury.
Blue Dogs 35-1 Consolation bound?

 


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